Wednesday, May 12, 2010


I do not recommend attempting to cut open Aslan and crawl inside to survive a storm in the wild. He will probably make your head explode with his supersonic roar or burn your face off with his laser eyes. Plus, if you do succeed, it will mean you are the dark lord and you will be forced to rule over a land where it's "always winter and never Christmas" for all eternity.

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